"Oh Canada! Our home and native land! True patriot love in all of us command."
If it came down to it, I would mostly like wager on Mabel winning a fight with the intrepid Dudley Do-Right, pride of the Mounties.
This is pretty clever over all, and if you want a lead on a spicy adaption, there is an excellent script reading of Darthvader's interrogation of Princess Leah, voiced by Jim Cummings, aka the voice of Winnie the Pooh.
https://www.wimp.com/the-voice-of-winnie-the-pooh-reads-darth-vaders-lines-from-star-wars/
Thank you for making this.