You know, I get this.
The Simpson's episode where Homer makes a custom Krusty bed for Bart, and then the young boy spend the rest of the episode struggling with his mortality, and there is even a scene where the bed recites the evening prayer, straight up wrecked me as a child.
There is a much later episode when Apu cheats on his wife, and homer is like I have to tell krusty his reaction will be hilarious, and after he and marge walk out of the crestfallen Krusty Marge simply says "I keep telling you he is a very sad man."
Any way, suitably terrifying.
Thank you for making this.